June 24th, 2030

Valentine's Day Massacare at the Mercury Cafe!

Well, okay so it's an anti-valentine's day open mic, but you get the idea. From 7-9 on Wednesday night, we'll be letting you spout misery and spite all over the stage and giving you chocolate to boost your sad little hormones. Sounds better than the alternative eh?
There are vegan goodies, pastries and sandwiches for sale, and $1.50 unlimited refill coffee plus free wi-fi if you're feeling antisocial and jittery.

Thats at 1505 W. Chicago Ave at the Mercury Cafe, swing by!